SevenSeasOfMercury

My interests include eating and

crying over dead rockstars.

I met Brian May on 31/05/14 and my life became complete.

  • The Doctor: *turns up 3 weeks late with Starbucks

A beginner's guide to music of the late 60s

  • The Beatles: love happiness drugs
  • Pink Floyd: you're going to die and the government is out to get you
  • Led Zeppelin: BABE BABE BABE BABE BABE BABE BABE BABE BABE

firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

(via satans-gonads)

  • *watches a movie*
  • *sees a dog*
  • me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

Conversation with my very religious mother

  • Me: did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?
  • Mom:
  • Me: I mean it has mixed fabrics.
  • Me: According to the bible, that's a sin.
  • Mom: show me where it says that
  • Me: levictus 19:19
  • "'Keep my decrees.
  • “‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
  • “‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
  • “‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
  • Mom:
  • Mom:
  • Mom: well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
  • Me: so why are people doing that with homosexuality