help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
- The Doctor: *turns up 3 weeks late with Starbucks
A beginner's guide to music of the late 60s
- The Beatles: love happiness drugs
- Pink Floyd: you're going to die and the government is out to get you
- Led Zeppelin: BABE BABE BABE BABE BABE BABE BABE BABE BABE
- *watches a movie*
- *sees a dog*
- me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
Conversation with my very religious mother
- Me: did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?
- Me: I mean it has mixed fabrics.
- Me: According to the bible, that's a sin.
- Mom: show me where it says that
- Me: levictus 19:19
- "'Keep my decrees.
- “‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
- “‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
- “‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
- Mom: well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
- Me: so why are people doing that with homosexuality